Time: 2:00 a.m.
Kid: Mom, the cat’s in the tree again!!
Mom: Yes, ok, just let me get some sleep sweety, we’ll get’im down tomorrow morning.
Kid: But moooom!
Mom: Listen, the worse thing it can happen is that he eats a neighbor… and we hate them anyways. It’s ok, go to back to bed, darling.
Imagine for a moment that my kids –when (if?) I do have some– end up being as crazy as myself…
May God have mercy on your souls.

Made from scratch in Paint Shop Pro & Macromedia Flash
Oh, I found my muse!
EDIT (Jan. 23): I worked a bit more on the tree, I tried to give it more texture.
I am still not happy with the result, but for now, this will do.
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